Monday, November 11, 2013

A taste of things to come...

Thank you all for being patient as we've been working day and night on the new updates.  Part of this major update includes multiple new maps.  Here's one of our favorites - Industrial Arena





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  1. Looks amazing Mobula, I think I speak for all of us here, that we cannot wait.

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    1. Let me guess: use corrosive gas and run for the rockets lmao

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    2. Just trying to help n00bs b/c for me there is more to the game than mooooaar ratingzzzzzzomg&&&&&and111

      But that's okay because anybody who points their mech at me and shoots is taking a cheap shop AFAIK.

      So what made you angry today? :)

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  3. It's about time we got some new maps. The current ones we have look very similar to eachother and are uninteresting. Thanks Mobula!

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  4. We need this update quick, too many pilots teaming up these days to get high rank, bring on the clans. I think we would be happier with a series of smaller updates. My 2 cents. SirSwash

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    1. Just a friendly jab, but seriously, u get 90% of ur kills with gas and rockets. Nothing personal, I have no allegiances in this game, and actually was considering a team up with u, but most of ur friend list is on my "let me catch u alone so I can wreck u like a stolen car" list

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  5. How exactly are iOS users going to get the update if iMech Online isn't in the AppStore?

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    1. Mobula mentioned on the other thread that the day when we weren't getting scores, they needed their live environment to comply with crApple's requirements. My guess is they are working towards that.

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    2. I don't get what you mean, say it in English

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  6. I'm going to try to get Predigger76 here, I saw him on YouTube in a description

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  7. Another thing, how many rockets and mines will there be?

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  10. Prediger76 here.
    What can I do for my friends? I'm member of house of Steiner and chief analyst of a guild of mwo? Take care, because a big dog guild is knocking on the door of iMech online. We will land our battle ship with next update. We are in love with all developers of mech games. In the name of honor. Enemies of our enemies are our friends. We think, you know, where you stand. You have to decide. There are only two possibilities, to be a friend or not.
    Let's rumble hand in hand or against my friends and me. It's your choice, but it's final.

    I, Prediger76, call : feibs, betsy, crutch76, grudgenaut, pilot07784, madscientist, pphboss, lazarus, subject44022, and the_donger to the weapons and to become a member in the first guild of iMech online. Last but not least my friend deadgiveaway, the lame duck, is welcome, too. I miss joderstar74.

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    1. Prediger76, same thing I said to Barroth:
      I was Alpha, but my profile is now named Catamanaut, after losing it. It is important to remember this: I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO WILL PLAY ON THIS PROFILE, SO THE OTHER OWNER WILL KILL YOU. So, if my account is not doing to well in the game and is constantly shooting you, it is the owner. This means you have the right to kill him, and I don't really care. If the account gives you a :) or Hi everyone! and doesn't shoot you it is probably me

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    2. Wait... Is Deadgiveaway your friend???

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    4. @ Alpha, you was a good friend for me, but surprisely not longer listed at leaderboard. So I missed you, too, like Jodester74. I don't know about your new callsign: Catamanaut
      @ Catamanaut, I'm confused about our relationship, because you rotate in your plots between :) :) and :( :( in game. So, Sometimes you give me protection. Often you kill me. You have to decide. This is everybodys right. Deadgiveaway is one of my best friends.

      What's about Snake of NY?

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    5. Well, sometimes, you kind of keep repetitively shooting me with plasma cannon, so I attack back as defense

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    6. So what? You are interesst in a relationship, my friend?
      If plasma is fired, the bullets fly slowly. I can not control when you're running in there. HAHAHA

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    7. I will see that my "big balls" does not hit you if you already can not pay attention. You are welcome ...

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  11. Future Blasty_D: Subject 05121 (Maybe even worse)

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    1. Instead of whining like a small child who lost their ice cream, how about taking it up with Mobula and let them know exactly which weapons/mechs they should remove because you haven't figured out how to counter them?

      Really, I'm trying to give you a more effective voice since crying is unbecoming. You're welcome ;)

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    2. I'm sorry I don't gas and flamethrower people after grabbing/blinking to them too kill them in under a second :)

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    1. I'm glad because you are one of my favorite opponents along with SirSwash & PPHBoss.

      I look forward to stirring it up in the new arena.

      -Blasty_D

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    2. My favorite opponent was Archid... He was really good, which made it very competitive.

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    3. I love you, Blasty_D. What means that letter "D" in the end of your? Do you a friend of Germans or a Kraut, itself (D=Deutschland)?
      What´s about your score, it´s a little bit awkward? LOL

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    4. It is nothing more than an abstract nod to the old school rappers such as Heavy D and Schooly D (if you go way back like me) but otherwise has no meaning.

      You are fun to play as well, I missed you for a while but glad you're back.

      I'm not sure what you mean about my score, I don't play for score but for the all-out explosion-fests and fun. I could probably increase my K-D ratio by being more cautious but when I see a mech I want to kill then I usually charge them. If it takes 3 of my deaths to cause 1 of theirs, then that's a win for me. :)

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    5. I used to be cool with PPHBoss. He wouldn't blast me when it was him and me in a game, but then once Madscientist and gang were on with him. Homeboy started blasting me like he didn't know who I was. haha! Ironically, Madscientist is cool with me now. I turned on Crutch76 when I saw that he hung with Madscientist too, then Crutch's girl started making out with me, so now we're cool too. HAHA! iMech politics I guess.

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    6. I've notice some mechs stopped fighting me so I reciprocated. So far my "truce" list includes:

      Feibs (except for one day where we fought)
      Mad Scientist
      HumbleHyn
      *Crutch76* (all of the Crutch76 affiliates)
      Betsy
      TheDonger

      and both JJJ & Flux might be on now too based on our last game.

      Maybe I'm forgetting a few others?

      Although depending on how clans shakes out, I reserve the right to change it in the future. I figure my clan will be mostly people tired of getting mugged by the Blasty One.

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    7. I spoke too soon... or overspoke. I think Crutch got mad about the girlfriend comment. He's blasting me again. Haha! The only ones I've known for a while are Feibs and Prediger76. Everyone else seems bipolar. More fun that way, I guess.

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    9. Deadgiveaway, you don't think that comment was out of line? It was completely unprovoked. That's bipolar. If you were just kidding around no problem; but seems that you were taking a personal shot at me. We can talk trash as much as anyone wants but like grudge says "let's not make it personal"

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    10. Sorry dude, just joking. I don't mean or take anything personal online. We're just blips in cyberspace. I play this stuff for fun, not to make friends or enemies.

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    11. Blasty_D, I thought you were going solo

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    12. You thought wrong.

      Big surprise there.

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  13. No, Deadgiveaway... you blast everyone ... HAHAHA

    Yes, Archid "was" really good, long time before today. HAHAHA



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    1. Think he means he "gets" blasted by everyone lol!

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  14. Ha! You so mean, man. You so mean. It's true though. I have no technique, just spray and pray.

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    1. Haha, you are irritating to play against though I give you that.

      On a side note Willv is a definite cheat, or his connection is so messed up, he can hit you in real time, I haven't seen his shield pop once no matter where I aim, no one else can kill him either, he has 0 deaths and enough kills every game, Mobula please look in to "Willv" - Grudgenaut

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  15. Grudge you are such a puss.... Are you not good enough to fight with your grudgenaut mech? You hide behind other names so you can kill your friends. I hope all the top guys turn on you and kick your a&@

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    1. @ all Mechpilots.
      You're just a pilot. A pilot immerges into an avatar. Each mech is only an avatar.
      Therefore, each pilot can assume a different role with each 'Mech in the game. Therefore, the pilot (of Grudgenaut) also can take a different role. Mech Grudgenaut is my friend. Therefore Grudgenaut is no puss.
      Other Avatar of the Pilots (of Grudegenaut) also could be my friend or not. Grudgenaut is just one role in this fine game. We'll see.

      Summary: All pilots are friends. Mechs are avatars. It's a game.
      Have a nice blast.

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  16. This is aggravating the other owner of my account has spent over 100k on some upgrades junk. Over 70 flak cannon dmg to hull and each is 2,000 each, enough to buy me almost all the mechs left

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  17. Hi all I enjoy playing imech shame about this grudge person, he loves to attack and hunt me, hes not the daddy just an online bully

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    1. Grubby? Is that you trolling us?

      If not, what is your screen name? You'll find a ton of friends if we know you are after the Sally-Mech and his crew.

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  18. Sirswash, I read your comment about having no allegiances and catching certain mechs alone... Kinda funny. I've fought you, watched you fight others and know that you team with other high profile players such as Grudge. From my perspective it doesn't seem to matter if your being teamed up on, teaming with others or fighting solo, you get your tail whipped. Early on I couldn't understand why you didn't have a good rating because I thought you had skills. My mistake, i understand now. Your more of a chihuahua than a pit bull. An ankle biter; annoying but not a real threat. I make no claims of being the greatest mech pilot of all time but I'm not even worried when your in the game. I believe Grudge only took you in because he remembered you the same as I did. I'm sure he's disappointed in his pick. It's fitting that your using the fiddler now too, as with most of the unskilled pilots in the game the fiddler is perfect. So to sum this up... Your the only one being "wrecked like a stolen car"!

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    1. Grudge is the only person I ever teamed with, and that was before he was #1 rank. I will own u 1 vs 1 any day. Crushed u even when u we're hiding in walls with Geistor. Ur not even on my radar.

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    2. I have all but 3 mechs, and use different mechs all the time, keeps the game fun. I was more talking about the people that will only play if they have a group or 2-3 ppl backing them up. If they don't they get crushed, lose rank and quit. I don't care about rank. If I did I would use the same mech over and over, not wear special skins, and make friends with 90% of the top 25 players, I am one of the few who don't, seems like most of the game has been castrated.

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    3. @ all Mechpilots, same as before.
      You're just a pilot. A pilot immerges into an avatar. Each mech is only an avatar.
      Therefore, each pilot can assume a different role with each 'Mech in the game. Therefore, the pilot (of Grudgenaut) also can take a different role. Mech Grudgenaut is my friend. Therefore Grudgenaut is no puss.
      Other Avatar of the Pilots (of Grudegenaut // or like here Sirswash) also could be my friend or not. Grudgenaut // or Sirswash is just one role in this fine game. We'll see.

      Summary: All pilots are friends. Mechs are avatars. It's a game.
      Have a nice blast.

      p.s. Sirswash, you are strong opponent. ;-)

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  19. I love making Grudge/Subject***51/Mech***37 leave the game!! Lmao!! The only thing better than killing a mech is making him give up!

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    1. Nonsense, noboday want to "give up!". Deadly dullness is your all goal.

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    2. I'm just gonna come right out and say this, those two are not me, the only time I have ever left vs you is when you, PPHBOSS and Blasty D were all teaming vs me and even then I tried to fight a few times before leaving.

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    3. That is you bro... Mech49237, or one of your buddies. You're cool when alone but when you and grudgenaut are on at the same time, you interfere when I'm blasting grudge to the ground. You fiddler claw me away from him.

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    4. This is Grudgenaut, like I said that is not me.

      Don't tell me you were Blasting me to the ground, you didn't even kill me once lol.. But yeah I got pulled by the claw and my health was fine.


      I recall you going 0-5 that game lol.

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    5. Haha. 0-5 is a good game for me. I don't know who that fool is then. One minute he's blasting me, next minute we dancing like little girls.

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    6. Deadgiveaway, Omegakairi is Grudgenaut, look him up on YouTube

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  21. I am prediger I call upon you all, ill give you doggy treats and a pat on the back, who do you think you are? Big dog, your no daddy, tge only mech I look up to is blastyD and the 'D' in its self in my terms stands for ' daddy ' thats right blast daddy

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  22. Btw, off topic from the trash talk. What issues are you guys having with the game? I know there are some quirks in-game that everyone experiences, like lag because of connection, and getting stuck on a weapon/mainly on the mine if you punch your ability too soon after you drop it. But in my setup, I can no longer edit my weapons for fiddler, it's stuck on gas, machine gun and laser I think. Also, half the time, it seems like upgrades don't work. Ever if I have all ten slots to the same ability, there's negligible improvement. Then sometime I'll just throw something random together and then able to blast fools in a two shot.

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    1. I think the biggest one is when you lose the ability to do damage, been experiencing it a lot recently, I get flame koed in seconds by some noobs and when I do it I have to hold it back and forth, now it may just be connection causing them to really be further than they are, but sometimes you really can't do a lot of damage, i'm having to use 6 flak shots just to kill one newb when the shield is off, or other ridiculous things like this.


      Like I said before, none of the upgrades give a massive boost and I like it this way, choose whatever you think is best.

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    2. Enjoyed playing against you today, too bad on your damage issues, or shall I say bad aim ha

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    3. Getting stuck on the pseudo-mine definitely sucks and happens periodically. Also, on Ouya the upgrades randomly stop working. For instance if I don't check them all in a week's time, I will probably lose 1 - 3 of them. When it happens I see the pretty picture of the gatling/shield or fire/hull on that slot, but when I press the button it say "No Upgrade". What the purple f* is that about?

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    4. Mine is the menu screen glitching up on iOS, it will sometimes have you press ok where it says about upgrades for sale or something like that, and send me back to where it loads. Then I have to tap Play within that second before it glitches up again.

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    5. Yes, once I got stuck on a mine, but couldn't attack, and looked like a fool running around avoiding some noobs

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    6. But no one else has issues with not being able to change weapons in setup? It's only inop on my fiddler mech. Stuck on blue canon, gas & machine gun. It will not edit. Sent a msg to mobula a while ago but no answer.

      Also, I remember before one of the updates, you could reload another weapon while one was being used. Can anyone else still do that? I'm on iOS and it doesn't do it anymore.

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  23. I gotta give it to Prediger76, he sincerely seems like a happy guy. You have a good attitude and a positive outlook on the game. I'll keep your advise in mind.

    Grudge, although I find it hard to believe that your not Subject***51 or Mech***37 it doesn't seem like you make direct statements that are a lie; so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. I do have another question... What's the deal with Craig Snook? You "Grudgenaut" seem to value and protect your anonymity. Yet on Facebook Craig Snook posts a snapshot of his ipad; that is Grudgenauts imech profile; that only the owner could have. That's intriguing and confusing. I'm not sure what to think...Conspiracy theories; lol! Care to tell or you gonna keep us guessing?

    While I'm asking; is "Deadgiveaway" Mike Mia? Don't be shy.

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    1. Agree re: Prediger.

      I used to see him write "ouch" every time he blasted me and then when I could finally effectively return fire he'd say "nice shot". I saw far more "ouch"'s than anything else :) I always thought it took dedication to remember to comment on each kill . He makes the game more colorful IMO.

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    2. You are very analytical, I do value my anonymity and i'm surprised at the amount of information you manage to glean from various sources... That in itself should give you a clue and that is all I will say on the matter.

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  24. I admire your honesty. Not a stalker; just basic deduction. Lmao!! I do admit that I visited your website. Beautiful photography. I'm impressed. I've made money on the side as a portrait artist when I was younger (mostly pastels and pencil). Now my artwork is made up of much larger projects. I appreciate talent... and you have it.

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    1. Thanks dude. I just do it on the side too. I mostly shoot food now though. Haven't updated that site in a while. Set it up just to have something. Send me a link or some way I can see your work. I'd like to see it.

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  25. I am mech, subject and the grudgegod, grudgenaut is just another one of my pets, hes a follower were as im a leader, so I call grudge, blastyd, the donger, poilet, deadgiveaway, alpher to join in arms in arms join the greastest mech clan......phwaaahaha only kidding, hey I just play the game my grudgegod account is unactive due to my device probs, the other too I mess about on, no teaming I even fight grudgenaut on it, grudgenauty, daddy do what daddy does x

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  26. By the way I do like blastyD just because the daddynaught has issues I make my own mind up on things, I <3 you all really, happy meching!

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    1. Craig, you grudgenaut, fool. Saw you on Facebook a long time ago. Haha! No matter, I blast you anyways! Haha!

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    2. It has just been explained to you and you still question it, I am not Craig.

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    3. Iv seen you play deadgiveaway, blast? You may as well rename your mech deadallday because thats what I see you do, thanx for the easy rateing points btw, daddy do what daddy does

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    4. Haha. All you fools need d me for your ratings. Don't hate. Lol.

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    5. So Craig is your friend who plays on the Grudgegod account?

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  27. Hi, I try to comment every of my kills. It´s like low level conversation.
    @Marty McFly ... could you tell your mech call, please?

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  28. kungen 4*a another hacker? No damage taken at all.

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  29. That new dawg, Mech*34 is almost certainly one of the O.G.'s among us. He always drives the fiddy and uses gas & flak. He's too good to be a n00b.

    I've been impressed with his play, but none of the people here can take credit for those skillz without outing themselves. I would SrslyLulz if it were someone who complained about my gadget claw + gas combo because now they are better than me at it and see that's it's effective.

    But instead of crying like Alpha I'll just adapt and find a counter. Geister or Brooligan usually works.

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  30. Hey Prediger76, in response to your question about my call sign it's "TheDonger".

    Alpha, O.G. is slang for "Original Gangster".

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    1. Donger, as in the goonies? Haha. You are Asian... and old like me.

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    2. Good reference. I was thinking maybe "Long Duck Dong" from 16 Candles. Remember he says "No more yanky my cranky, the Donger need food!". LMAO. The classics.

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    3. Haha. That's right. Not sure why I said Goonies.

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  31. Sorry, I meant mech*37.

    And I saw him using two accounts today his higher ranking one was in a yellow box and had the tomahawk avatar, his other was in a purple box and had a spear. Maybe some variation of the name, but definitely the same pilot based on his play style. Fiddy, flak, corrosive gas and the blue long range gun.

    His lower ranking one was easier to beat, naturally. But he's good in any case. He's like if you took Alpha and removed the incessant crying.

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    1. What exactly makes him so good? I haven't played Imech with GG round in a while, if you read above Craig Snook = Grudgegod, quite surprised to see he has an account here now too.

      He kept this little account thing from me too and even killed me a few times, little annoyed but i'll take it on the chin, we're good mates.

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    2. Lol I was gunna figue out how long it would take you to find out it was me ry ry, yes mech*37 is only a trail mech with only blue gun, flack and flame, wereas subject I bought the fiddler for, minus the blue gun and added corrosive gas. Im trying to figue out the better combos at the moment, trail and error haha, BlastyD would it offebd you if I switched my mech name to blastydaddy? If so I have another idea lol x

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    3. Am I the first iMech pilot to get his own schizophrenic troll?

      It's an honor guys. I'd like to thank the Mech Academy for chossing me for this prestigious honor.

      Not even a top 10er and I got my very own troll.

      See score doesn't matter. I could have 0 and everybody would still know the Blasty One. ;)

      That's zen, dudes, any way you cut it.

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    4. Dont no about the blasty one I was thinking more of the hot one

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    5. What did you expect Blasty? I bet I am younger than everyone here by a decent amount. ☺

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    6. Understood. It's hard to remember on forums, where everybody (myself included) sometimes acts like a youngster.

      But honestly, I hope you can get your account back.

      Now please excuse me, I need to go chase some yard-apes off my lawn.

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    7. Lol, Blasty, that was fun playing with you last night, but I think I need to get the message to Feibs, because he was attacking me. btw I am 11

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    8. Agreed. You are a good teammate and all this time we've been arguing over nonsense.

      Yeah, I see bros fighting bros and I be like "Not Vietnam all over again!!!!" and start to have a flashback of Khe Sanh in '68.

      K. Not really.

      But it was fun finally getting Deadgiveaway (he took me 0-2 today in a match because of my stupid habit of charging) :(

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    9. And PPHBoss, we destroyed hime last night

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    10. Remember about the other owner, so that I might look like I am attacking you. If you don't see a :) in chat, kill the other owner. Also, if I kill you or shoot at you for 3+ seconds

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    11. K. Will do.

      And yeah PPHBoss was hatin' it. Good stuff.

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  32. Grudge I will tell you exactly what makes him good. He will burn your a$& up with fire while shooting the flack cannon at the same time with no pause to change weapons. His flack cannon will take half your should and all your hull with one shot. No one else in the game can do that.

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  33. Actually your correct Blasty. The name is taken from "16 Candles". I'm an 80's guy. That also explains my Blog name via "Back to the Future".

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    1. Cool. None of the kids will understand how awesome 80's movies were/are.

      Anybody remember when this first came out at Disneyland?

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAvMkZQBIXk

      Hey Craig Snook ^ the star might be your dad. Then again, so might anybody. :D

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    2. Lmao. Well I was born in the 80s but I was too young to appreciate, so im a 90s fan myself.

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    3. Pretty much, what era you were born in dictates your fondest memories, i'm a month older than Craig, also born in the 80s.

      90s man too, with some appreciation for 80s stuff.

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  34. Lol!! I just watched the digitally remastered version of Captain EO in May at Disneyworld in Epcot.

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  35. Found a new trick today. On the same concept as blinking into the wall I guess, but I was able to pull opponents into the parking structure in neo city, with fiddler's claw. They then get trapped inside for you to blast and mock. Haha. I'll try to get a screen shot.

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    1. Yeah, I've done that before. It works on a lot of structures (parking, metal grid, anything the claw will go through) but I don't try to. Like you found it was accidental.

      I've also blinked into those same structures and been trapped unable to blink again on cool-down and get shot up without being able to move. Sucks but I lulz anyway because it's unusual.

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  36. Didn't mean to kill you bd......was trying to keep my hoopty off of you and pphboss

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    1. Yeah, I knew that. I backed into your fire so that's on me. And when a friendly mech crossed fires, I understand because it must happen to everyone.

      I also started wailing on you before I saw your name earlier and backed off. My bad.

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  37. So I'm all excited because I'm chillin' mech-style and then deadgiveaway joins the game AND I got the rocket already!!! So I select my angle and launch it.

    Dang. Too close to a corner. Blasty_D committed suicide with a rocket :(

    Fuuuuuuuuu.......

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    1. It's all good. So much fun today. I think we got each other good a few times.

      I love to see the Fiddy so popular now, because everything used to be Bootlocks, then Aegis'. I'm dying to see the new mech(s) from the update.

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  39. I'm not loving my fiddler as much these days since I can't change weapons. Some weird glitch just on that mech on my device.

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  40. There is somebody I want to call out. I know he won't bother responding because he knows I'm right. Fits his cowardly nature. I'm talking about this one guy named Barroth. He sucks. He gives a bad name to Fiddler users. He can't even use any other mech. I don't know how he even placed on the leaderboard. Why doesn't he just stop playing and get a life?

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    1. My advice is don't worry about the leaderboards. When score-farmers started rocking 7k's and puppy-guarding their good accounts the leader board stopped meaning anything IMO.

      But Barroth killed me with the Malthus too, so just find a mech to counter his. There is always one.

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    2. Wait, I thought YOU were Barroth, you said so a week ago or so

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    3. Well, I just saw everybody else trash talking so I wanted to trash talk somebody to be cool. But I also didn't want to hurt anybody's feelings. So I decided that I would trash talk myself. Now my own feelings are hurt.

      (But in all seriousness, that was a joke post.)

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    4. You honestly didn't have to point this out, I got what you meant straight away :P... No one should let this game hurt their feelings though.. It is a game.

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    5. @Barroth, that sounds like a ridiculous thing to do. Lol

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  41. Alpha, congrats on the 13-0 using the Brool.

    That is all skill.

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    1. Lol, thanks, It is kind of hard though, because I love charging in, destroying someone, and then running for my life while healing. Not as good w/out healing mechs.

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    2. Yeah, but the strategy of locking in their weapon is neat. Especially when they just get the rocket, but they can't fire it and I'll sit there cooking them.

      You know the stupid thing? I dropped 60 buh on COD:Ghosts and I play iMO 2x as much because it is more cerebral and engaging.

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  42. Figured I would share some info: according to support the next update will include a way to migrate accounts to other devices. That has been assured, the rest is result of putting clues together. It appears that the next update will most likely be released for android. We have been promised 1-2 new mechs on the update, and I can almost guarantee that the special on one of the mechs will be a cloaking device (invisibility).

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  43. That sucks because they committed to multiplatform and now I'll be behind the curve.

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    1. Blasty we should all get update same time. I will be looking to get an ouya soon, wanna get a controller and ditch this glitchy touch screen. Also can't wait to have this game on my cell too...

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  44. We should all get the update at the same time if this is what you mean.

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    1. Re-read Swash's post, numbnuts. He said most likely its for Android.

      I'm not sure how they would juggle updated & non-updated users though.

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    2. Are you thick? That is exactly what I was pointing out moron.

      They wont leave everyone but android users in the lurch fool.

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    3. Nevermind.

      I don't argue with the disadvantaged.

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    4. I was saying that android should be included, sorry if I created a little mix up

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    6. Lol watching Blasty try to work out things is like watching a monkey trying to get a peanut from a narrow jar.

      Is this reverse day or something, or just trying to take the heat off of yourself by calling me "disadvantaged" - we have worked out you're little special already.

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    7. Grubs, it's hardly any worse than watching you beg for teammates so that you can use them for target-practice under one of your many accounts.

      I know you don't listen to old people because you already know stuff, but here is one thing I've always found to be accurate - the truth will always win out at the end of the day.

      Anyone who has read the history here (besides your alter-ego Craig Snook)
      has come to the same conclusion.

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    8. Wow you are dense, Craig is Grudgegod it has been said here many times, idiot.

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  45. Looks like I'm one of the only players that doesn't have a bunch of buddies to hide behind, who wants to team up?

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    1. I said before, when teams are out i'm killing everyone who is not in my team.. Maybe we should start the process early - who do you have in mind as a target?

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    2. Yeah, I fought several games yesterday against JuliusGoh, Pilot*7784 (how can he shoot disruptor & bullets though buildings?) and Deadgiveaway and I went down fighting.

      Swash, if you stop shooting at me then I'll return the courtesy.

      Oh and look, Grubby is sniveling like a punk again.

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    3. Your logic is transparent, you have already tried to brown nose many of the top guys to build a wall around yourself, think you can't be read, just look at your posts about team mates rofl.

      You aren't even good lol, you rely on a Fiddler and are like 5th best after Subject, Flux, Deadgiveaway, Barroth.

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    4. Project much?

      Everybody knows that you play under multiple accounts to keep your main accounts score up.

      You never continue playing sessions where you are getting smacked. You are the textbook definition of a puss.

      Go ahead and lie more about it. I LMAO every time you do.

      You're like an infant playing peek-a-boo and thinking that when your eyes are covered nobody can see anything.

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    5. Why don't you guys plan a time when no one is really on (very early as it 4 in the morning, or 10:30 at night) meet, and beat the crap out of each other. Bring best weapons and mech.

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    6. I'll whoop his ass anytime and you can watch, I have no account named project, you are stupid.. You think I have a million accounts it is ridiculous.

      I have been on today and am now almost 8000 rating thanks very much.

      Alpha you need to make your mind up if you are with me or him when the time comes i'm not impressed if my team mates are trucing with an enemy.

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    7. Grubs giving Alpha an ultimatum right there should tell everybody what they need to know.

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    8. First i'm a snivelling punk brown nosing for team mates now i'm giving ultimatums, you are just trying to discredit my posts and make me look bad, you are a hippocrite and full of it....

      Also jealous my rating which is evident in your incessant need to whine about it.

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    9. I will only team with ppl who have the same friends as me, get irritated when my friends have different friends. Starting my own clan is still an option at this point, that's what I am doing, seeing where this will go. The people that are gonna stay enemies for me are the original noob team up group. Pphboss, mad scientist, Betsy (who is terrible) and their little butt buddy group. Blasty for the record: grudge and I started teaming when we ran into that little noob group, and we earned mutual respect before grudge was #1 rank. Honestly I'm looking for a team because I'm tired of a bunch of noobs acting tough when they kill me in a 4 vs 1 match. Every game I go into there is a group of 2-4 clowns that help each other, and they still lose to me a lot. It is killing the game until clans r released, since I'm sure a lot of noobs get hammered by teams and stop playing, that's why I'm killing the first team up group.

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    10. Is there anything I can contact you on, I have some stuff to discuss with you and I agree 100 percent.

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    11. Add me on Youtube, same username i'm posting on.

      I will inbox you there.

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    12. Dunno if I did it right, I subscribed. U can find me on fb : swash rules

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    13. I don't know, is it ok for me to team up with blasty only when you are on? B/c, I am used to having teammates all the time. It is better to just have two active teammates for me then 20+ with half of them on once a week or so.

      @Grudgenaut, I don't have a CoC account, what is that?

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  46. @Grudgenaut, I have a guy in mind, that I have already started to target, but I doubt that the other owner will stay in one team for a long time.

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    1. What is your CoC user, maybe we can chat.. Despite what Donger and Blasty think i'm in contact with no one other than Grudgegod.

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  47. @grudgenaut please don't list me among any half decent players here. I only wish to annoy all you top dogs, so you guys don't lag on your game. Only reason I'm Red is because I play way too much. Haha!

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  48. Alpha, here are the results from the last time Grub & I went toe to toe:

    http://imgur.com/JghLzSp

    Note that Fanman is an enemy of mine also.

    Of course Grub made excuses because he's a punk.


    Grubs can't do anything except talk without backup. And he has been given explicit instructions to go home and get his shine box.

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    1. *Sees your one bad screenshot (of a 2v1)

      Raises you some of mine and my video.

      http://postimg.org/gallery/c6h4dsjs/249a7ff4/

      http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FKuRaKMSsCg

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    2. None of those are anywhere near the (almost) 1-on-1 match results I posted.

      Besides, you never show up anymore any was Grubby so you can hang on to your 8k rating. You pick out times when just n00bs are online.

      Anyone else see Grubby much lately? Chime in if you see him take his lumps like the rest of us.

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    3. Rofl let 's 1 on 1 right now?

      I already told you I will any time, make it best of 3?

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    4. Your silence says it all, you are a puss and when CG gets nerfed you will not be able to rely on cheap tactics.

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    5. I've been on most of the morning. and have not yet seen a Grubby.

      Plus, you waited all of 11 minutes to start talking trash.

      Go ahead and give all of your "teammates/targets" ultimatums. That's why nobody likes you.

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    6. Nobody being who, people hate me because I kill them, it is as simple as that... Donger already made that clear.. If you hate me on here please go ahead and say it and your in mech name besides the ones I know.

      Blasty D
      Donger
      Shoe fly whoever that is...

      Who else hates me, elaborate.

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    7. That's not my problem skippy.

      But I knew you were that Subjectxxxxx that only fights with a Fiddy because you don't have skills otherwise and are scared of using your main account for obvious reasons.

      Keep chattering. It's cute when chihuahua's think they are big dogs.

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    8. Answer the question who hates me?

      Yawn yada yada same spiel, yes i'm a small dog, I can't play etc I only use close range, heard it all before.

      Coming from the guy who invented the noob build itself. You have no room to talk when GG owns you badly.

      Blah blah blah is all I hear, I was gonna come on and smash you with but you sound scared. I will 1 v 1 you anytime you coward.

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    9. Sirswash had you pegged, run for rockets and use corrosive - definition if a cheesy nuub.

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  49. Grudge, why the comments like "I'm killing everyone who is not in my team"? It seems like your fond of threatening/intimidating other players. It's a "be on my team or else" statement. I'm curious, what if Sirswash or Alpha decided to start their own teams/clans? Why do you need other players anyway; you have enough personalities and mechs to have a team all on your own.

    I find it interesting that the "Grudgenaut" account has basically made no appearances (until today) since Subject***51 and Mech***37 have come on the scene. I'm sure after this little tidbit of info is posted that will change.

    If I were a betting man I'd say Grudge/Craig/Mech37/Subject51 or what ever he's calling himself today is using a modified playstation controller (or something similar) on his Ouya game system (Ouya allows this). I've witnessed him (Mech37/Subject51) activate fiddlers claw, release gas, fire flak canon and use fire with no delay. During multiple fights he also fired his flak canon (and loaded it) while using fire with no interruption at all. These modified controllers will allow a player to pre-designate a series of moves into a single button. I could be wrong. Just a thought...

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    1. I don't know about recording macros on the Ouya controller, but I am going to benchmark some touchpoints between Ouya and Android.

      What I do see is that even though I have 5x fire shield damage & 5x fire hull, that Subjectwhatever guy still cooks me first without even sparking sometimes. The same angle I use to blast other mechs and this guy is impervious when he wants to be.

      People who snivel like Grub are one thing, people who cheat jack up the game for everyone.

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    2. I just use an normal ouya control, guys all this forum talk is getting over the top, cant we all just be mech friends!

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    3. They think we are the same person lol!

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  50. Craig, Omega, I blast you both with only one thumb on my iphone.

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    1. We bow to you lord Mai... I am amazed at how you die so much!

      A song for you.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZcRU0Op5P4


      Deeeaaaadgiiiiveaaawaaayyy!

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    2. Buhahaha! That video was when I had good teeth.

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  51. Little Machiavelli, is that you?

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    1. Why because he doesn't rise to your hate even though he has a position of power within the game, that is GG for you.
      GG is used to the hate I guess, heres a tidbit of info, he was the most hated pvper in a certain MMORPG.

      I don't understand the picture honestly, looks nothing like GG.

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    2. No, that was meant for you, sh*tweasel because it's hilarious watching you try to angle and looking dumb.

      And he didn't "rise to a position of power within the game" whatever the f that means. You used your bag of tricks to artificially pump him. And now you two hardly ever fight with your main accounts so you can score farm. Whatever, clown.

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  52. Replying to posts by Grudge and Swallow...I mean Swash in an earlier blog:

    I don't even know where to start...SIrswash (the original Butt Pirate) attacks teams and Grudge quickly agrees. Grudge has been teaming for a very long time with Alpha, Swash, Prediger, Pilot84, Madscientist, Betsy, Crutch (all on your hate list) and others. I know Grudge, I've heard your song and dance before - "I never teamed up with any one who didn't team with me first". That's an invalid argument; you teamed up. Plain and simple. So don't pretend like your a purest for the game. Grudge has also lost all credibility as a player. He's a capable player but has completely discredited himself due to his nonstop antics. Everything from creating "fake accounts" to attack his allies to creating "fake" accounts to kill over and over to help increase his rating. Re-read all the posts for yourself and you'll quickly see the truth of it. He has excuse after excuse for his actions. I call that justifying your own self interest. Grudge is a hypocrite (so is butt pirate). From my observations there's multiple groups responsible for teams. Alpha and Prediger both have actively pursued teams/friends/allies from the get go; along with Madscientist, Pphboss, Grudge, Subject***22, Pilot***84 and a host of others.
    Blasty held out longer than anyone running solo. I think Sirswash is having a Pen*s envy problem. You came back after a hiatus and your getting your a** handed to you on the regular. I've seen you battle some of the names your talking about both one on one and teams. A matter of fact I watched multiple games one after another of you against a single player on your hate list about a month ago and he easily beat you 5-1. So let's not start writing our own history books here. Spare me the "I don't care" crap. It obvious that you care so much you can't take it!

    I think it's absolutely comical that there's probably only about 8 regular bloggers in this forum and of those 8 two act like they're the iMech elite. I don't see any other players trying to contact each other to plan and collaborate. Let's not forget Grudge threatening others and trying to intimidate Alpha into siding with him. Sirswash discreetly backing him up on that as well (Both know he's young). Real "hero material. There's absolutely nothing I envy about you guys. Does Swash wear a leash Grudge or do you let him run free?

    Let's sum up this new "Master Team" that's come together due to their common adversity and unfair discrimination, plagued by the incessant planning and conniving of other players consistently pursuing their evil dreams to devalue and castrate the game:
    -Create 2 and 3 accounts to fight so as to preserve his rating and off set his kill/death ratio
    -Create accounts to kill over and over to increase rating and kill/death ratio
    -Coerce/threaten/intimidate teammates to turn on friends/allies/teammates due to Pen*s envy
    -Collaborate privately to better execute their master plan to take over the world...I mean game
    -Team up early-on with many players, scheme against many of those players and then accuse others of the very same thing to justify their private little gangbang.
    -Being douchebags

    Ever notice that Grudge has the only rating in the game that consistently goes up. Every other player has to fight nonstop; taking one step forward and two back. Not Grudge.

    I think it's obvious that these guys have a complex. They consistently blog and act out all the things they claim others are doing.

    I just have to know Swash; did Grudge buy you dinner first?

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    1. By the size of that rant is seems u have the biggest pen envy of all. I said I was gonna team up against the original teamsters. After 1 group started it got outta hand. I have teamed up with grudge for about 10 matches, since I don't see him too often. Blasty took allies before me, and has a lot more of them, including u. I bet u and blasty didn't get thru appetizers before u were under the table...

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    2. It seems grudge and I have similar views on this game. Don't think knocking him out of #1 hasn't crossed my mind. I don't take this game personally, and I'm not the best, but I am one of the best

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    3. I saw one of his accounts (subjectwhatever) teaming w/ Swash yesterday and he would attack Swash when they were in the thick of it and his back was turned. It looked pretty deliberate. Gotta raise scores.

      But hey if you sleep next to dogs then you wake up with fleas. Between begging for teammates, ultimatums and general asshattery his partners already know what they're getting into.

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  53. A lot has been said over the past months, but it's still pretty clear that I'm the greatest mech of all time. Of All Time!

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  54. Lol!! No argument here! Be careful though or you'll feel the full wrath of the cream, I mean "dream" team! Sorry, I can't help myself...

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