Monday, September 16, 2013

iMech Online Update and New Features

Hey Mech Pilots!  

In case you haven't noticed be sure to check out our active Leaderboards in-game where you can see not only the Top 50, but also where you stand amongst all the players in the world!  In addition, for all you international players, our game is now translated in French, Spanish, Portuguese, German, and Italian!

We know it's been a while since the game's gotten a major update, but that's cause we're working on a huge update! Our biggest yet!

Soon, you can expect to see different kinds of gameplay matches, a way to interact with other players, additional unique weapons and of course more mechs!  

These major updates take time so we've shifted our priority to complete these big features and you'll be seeing them very soon!

In addition, we've been working on the Rating issue where players get -25 rating when there's very few players in the game or if the game ends early.  We've made some adjustments and improvements already and will continue to do so since we know it's not perfect yet.  Thanks for being patient with us regardless and hope that we can continue to provide a great mech battle experience.

258 comments:

  1. Outstanding. I can't wait.

    Thanks,
    Mortimer Blastington III esq.

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  2. TheDonger should be banned for blatantly exploiting with Geistor every match. He just jumps into the wall and sits there shooting anyone who comes by. This bug is pretty bad.

    -Archid

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  3. That's pretty funny coming from you Archid. I believe I had to jump into the wall yesterday so i could kill you because you were already in there using it for cover while you killed guys. If you haven't noticed this game has evolved some. Brute force, alliances/teams and strategy are all part of the game play. What a hypocrite!

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    1. Speaking of alliance, do you want to team up? I like having friends on iMech, i'm Alpha btw

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  4. I blast mechs so brutally that their respawns walk funny.

    -The Blastman Cometh-

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  5. I don't jump into the wall for cover... I think you need to get your facts straight McFly.

    I also don't team up... as anyone in the top can tell you. They are fond of tag teaming me =)

    You probably have me confused with someone else, but I think we both agree that it is an annoying bug that no talent fools are shamelessly exploiting right now.

    -Archid

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  6. I'm not confused, that was you in the wall. I'm afraid that I disagree about the "no talent fools are shamelessly exploiting right now" comment as well. All is fair in love and war! Maybe we should all play by your rules...I'll start. 1st rule - nobody is allowed to kill Archid. Rule #2 - let's do everything Archid wants to do. Actually lets just go with "All hail Archid" that should sum it up.

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    1. "All is fair in love and war!"

      If you really believe that then quit your incessant whining about my tactics. Geez, you sound like a little girl who dropped her ice cream cone.

      (and your desire to win explains why you hate the Blasty One)

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  7. Imech has the rating system from he**! I can't kill guys fast enough to get a plus. Don't the guys from mobula realize that people play to win!! They have a socialist rating system; they want everybody to be equal. I enjoy the game but there is no reward for time spent playing! One other complaint. How long will it be before everyone who plays is level 30. Once your there it's all over, there's no more hope for any improvement. Mobula has created a wonderful game, it's well done and fun to play (but!!!) it's short lived and improvements need to be made to prevent long time players from dropping out. Please respond Mobula, your a talented group with tons of potential!

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    1. There are rewards for playing. I play free and have all but 3 mechs with the weapons I want, also have a lot of upgrades.

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  8. I could honestly see this franchise becoming the philosophical successor to the idea behind Robotech. They could flesh out a cool back story and hawk iMech mech (like angry birds, but for adults) which will be like the geek holy grail.

    I would sure buy a model of a nicely skinned Aegis for my desk.

    I think the update they are planning is a leap in the right direction.

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  9. Hi Guys,

    Ok, so the rating system is a work in progress but I will give you a tip, killing a 600 vs a 3000 makes a big difference in how much your rating goes up.

    In the next update we will be upping the level cap and we will be adding some new kinds of boosts/buffs.

    Also for all you team guys we will be adding in team play and guild/clans.

    As always thanks for playing and thanks for your feedback.

    -Mobula Team

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    1. thanks for adding the clans, I really like that, kinda like clash of clans, but instead of trophies, rating

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  10. Uh oh. Soon accepting apprentice applications for the Blastingmech Academy of Applied Beatdowns.

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  11. It would be cool if there was a way just to watch matches too.

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  12. Another question for Mobula...... How long will an inactive player stay on the rating system? A few of the top guys havnt played in a long time.

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  13. Mobula. FYI. Imech does not pull up in the App Store anymore.

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  14. That's disappointing, Alpha blinks into walls now. I thought you had skillz to rely on.

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    1. only to retreat, that was for fun the other day

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    2. I understand. I wound up in the building in Sunken Ruins on accident, but I stopped firing until I could blink out.

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  15. How dare blasty make a comment like that!!! Blasty abuses the claw and gas more that any other mech in the game! If he doesn't use that combo you'll see him drop by a 1000 points over night. He thinks he's the Mack daddy and in realty he's a one shot wonder! Let us all know when u got skills "one shot wonder"! Top 10 seems to take u longer than most!!!

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    1. You get blasted today or you mad for some other reason?

      Let me help you since you seem to be having trouble. Claw + gas is no different than flak + blink or the electromag shield strip + shotgun. It is a weapon combo and can be easily countered. The blink into the wall is just plain cheese.

      And I tear it up with Geister, Taurus & Aegis also, so bite one.

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  16. I guess lying to oneself is an affective tool. Is "u suck" to straight forward! Lets play for a straight month, u don't use claw and gas and I won't use blinking into the wall. Then we'll check the ratings and see if your still doing well!! Abuse of a combination is as bad as an abuse of a bug!!! And mini boss or boss!! Lmao!!

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  17. Take your argument up with the developers if you don't like certain features. I don't have time for haters or tards and you appear to comprise both demographics.

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  18. Haters and tards! Very nice! Articulate and cruel! Is the the gene pool deteriorating! I believe blasty is proof! Aren't the developers you want me to take up the "claw and gas combo with" the very same that allow "blinking Into the the wall"! You haven't answered the question. Are you willing to give up your "goto" combo? Lets see how well you do in a month!

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    1. No, in fact because it irritates you I am thinking of shelving all but my Fiddler mech for a while. And in return, you can quit whining.

      How does that deal sound, Princess?

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  19. Maybe mobula should create a playpen rather than an arena. Never seen so many whiny babies. They could create weapons like a retractable rattle and maybe blocks that explode. First time blasty got his sucker snatched from him he would have to be placed in timeout for whining about it. Gees. Put in your pacifier and play the game.

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    1. LMAO.

      Now that's funny.

      But go re-read who was whining. The guy who thinks other players are too tough. And mines and rockets are tough.

      And the Blasty One has never said "I wasn't ready" in game

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    2. LULZ

      You guys are killing it tonight.
      :D

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  20. TheDonger should be banned for blatantly exploiting with Geistor every match. He just jumps into the wall and sits there shooting anyone who comes by. This bug is pretty bad.

    -Archid
    Archid started it. He blasted mcfly and while they were fighting you came up behind mfly and started pulling his hair.

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  21. I believe in giving credit where due, so a big thanks goes out to Farty McLie because today I have been using my Geister and my rating has gone up 200 just today. I can't be this tricky when driving the Fiddy.


    Don't worry though, if they allow me to start/join a clan it will be open to all, your angry self included.

    Woot!

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  22. Dawning has my respect. You kept getting up and coming back to scrap. You were like Cool Hand Luke in the fistfight. Keep it up and you'll be rad pretty soon.

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  23. Hi Everyone,

    We are looking into the strats of some of the mechs, and we are going to fix the teleport bug because it was not intended. Also we are creating new weapons that will be counters to some of the existing combos.

    In this big release we will be looking into how to make chat work on "controller" based systems since not all controllers have the same number of buttons.

    Also currently to stay in the rankings you get 20 days of inactivity in case you case you go on vacation.

    Question for you guys is what weapons do you want to see in the game? What abilities would you like to see in the game?


    Thanks for your feedback and for playing.

    -Mobula Team

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  24. How about a horizontal buzzsaw to counter the grapples and also for close quarters?

    A mech or weapon that can punch (turbo punch) and maybe knock the target back a step and make a satisfying "clunk" sound.

    Maybe a mech that can (from just some angles) camouflage itself against the city buildings.

    Frag grenades?

    I think it's the physics and splosions that put this game over the top. Thanks for your efforts, Mobula.

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  25. Like the camo thing BD said, five seconds of invisibility, but if you shoot, the ability comes off

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  26. I like the idea of the grenade. Any clue as to when this update will happen?

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  27. a suggestion for a weapon can be chain lightning, it could do lots of damage to hull, but not so much to shield. For a grenade, it could be like a smoke grenade to blind someone temporarily or something like that

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  28. suggestions for special abilities could be to get two mines in inventory.

    Or something like pickup overload where you can collect multiple mines/rockets for 10 seconds and use them whenever you want so you can have multiple pickups in inventory. P.S. is iMech online in app store anymore?

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  29. How about a mech on two wheels. Like big monster truck tires on either side and he is balanced upright.

    Or a karate mech with strong close damage like from the movie Real Steel.

    Flying glass-domed UFO mech?

    Flava-Flav mech with a big necklace clock talking 'bout "Fight the power"?

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  30. I think there are too many 1-shot options in the game as is. I am not in favor of increasing anything along those lines. Disrupter, Shotgun, Gas, Rockets... it's already a bit much.

    I am more a fan of having to spread damage and deal with angles and combat than timing your one-shot abilities. My 2 cents.

    The fading physics are still a bit of a problem. It's an effective strategy, but I'm not sure anyone actually likes firing in reverse all game. I would like to see that addressed (I have mentioned it before).

    There is a definite issues with cross platform play... the controller guys have way quicker responses than iProduct users. Hopefully the game gets enough traction that you can separate out the platforms.

    Hitboxes are still pretty all over the place. The lag manifests in really odd ways and seems to benefit the person lagging. Obviously going to be a universal problem with no clear-cut solution, but it does suck getting killed by someone skipping around who you can't damage.

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    1. Arch, I'm not sure that you have cause to whine over the controller thing. I use a controller and you can consistently whoop my ass.

      What do you want, a 100% kill-to-death ratio like that McLie dude?

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  31. Hi Guys,

    One Shot:
    We don't consider Disrupter a one shot option since you would have to charge it for 5 seconds and hit a mech that has no shields to one shot them. Or get a lucky shot when they are so weak that 2 seconds of Ion Cannon could still kill them. Rockets main purpose is to be a one shot so that people will fight over it. That is part of the reason why it has such a long reload. We are looking into the balancing of the other weapons you mentioned.

    Fading physics:
    This is what the long range weapons are for like Disrupter and Plasma. When they run backwards switch to a long weapon and stop following. But we will do some testing on this.

    iMech not on the Store:
    Because of some iOS 7 issues for new installs we took the game down we expect it to be back up in the store soon. Amazon and Ouya stores still have iMech on them. Note if you did upgrade to iOS 7 write down your player ID in the profile menu just in case.

    Thanks for playing and feedback,
    Mobula Team




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  32. If you ever fix the purchasing option for orbs on Ouya then I will be happy to support the the development.

    And if Farty McLie is reading, he should let me know what he thinks of my Geister. If I had to guess it's that I still fight cheap, can't win without ________, etc. etc.

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  33. Actually you'd be wrong ChimpanZ. You fight well with both mechs. It's kinda fun having a nemesis in the game. It makes things interesting.

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    1. I agree. You are all a joy to play against. Even a bad round is still fun and that's how you know a game rocks. And then you roll a streak and start naming your new b*tch's one by one.

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  34. Mobula, how about adding a "sticky web" deployment weapon. There's a lot of interesting ways a weapon like that could play out.

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  35. How about a utility bag so mechs who square off on me can carry their busted parts?

    Or a king kong mech that can jump down off buildings and bust a 1-2 combo to split some mech-dome.

    Or a purse to carry around all those extra ratings points that everyone clutches tightly with their grubby old boogerhooks.

    Just some passing observations, mind you.

    Peace (oh the irony) Out!

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    1. Well well Blasty, talking about me on these forums is naughty naughty... I never drop to preserve my ratings as you claim, yes I have been busy with work and commitments, was fun fighting you yesterday on my first day back albeit I was rusty as hell.. Congrats on killing me 2-3 times in 5 games though. But why did you leave after our fifth game?

      Anyone interested, check out the fun below.
      http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FKuRaKMSsCg

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    2. talking is talking. I talk trash, hopefully in an appropriate context for the forum.

      but yeah, you're fun to play and I like how everybody shapes their own strategy by the time they get to high ranks. And you fight everyone based on both variables (both your and their cuts). It's mech MMA and that is the coolest shit ever.

      I have to drop at odd times because my wife positively hates everything about this game, but she knows the deal. Fish gotta swim. Blasty gotta blast.

      I cannot believe that you filmed youtube of kicking my ass. That's an honor. I got haters in different area codes.

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    3. and sorry, when I commented on that I was early in my mech training and didn't understand the randomness of other player dropouts by the system.

      so that was my bad.

      but I'm going to thump you next time for that round-the-corner flak cannon kill. :(

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    4. I'm no hater though, I just like to film me kicking high ranker and good players asses, so I guess it is an honour and I had that extra want because I knew you spoke of me on the forums.. It is all good, I have more vids if you are interested.. I used to whoop Madscientist when he was Jodester and Omegatron, mainly because I loved catching him on his own lol.

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    5. That's cool. I got a kick out of seeing the action.

      Like I suggested earlier, I wish Mobula offered a view into the action. Like a watch-only option or a youtube channel with a live feed. That would probably end my marriage, but hey we had a good run.

      And yes please, I will watch any you upload.

      I used to absolutely hate fighting some of you big-dawgs, but experience, level and strategy gave me a better handle on it. And I think the reason I haven't teamed up (I will with clans though) is because I like being the quintessential menace. That's why I'm just as apt to take the hit and drive forward and suicide as I am to fall back and recover.

      But now that I finally made the top ten, maybe I'll become a Sally-Mech too. Who knows?

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  36. The ridiculous thing is sometimes I giggle when a newmech tags me with a missile.
    Getting punked can be as amusing as doing it.

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  37. I request for no videos of pwning me :) Saw your video of BD, I still remember playing that! §

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    1. Think about it though, it's like reading the other teams playbook. Heck yes I want to see video from good players perspectives. I never knew how short the Electromags special ability range was until I played as him, I never knew the Bootlocks critical point was during the golden glow, etc. etc. I'll get something educational out of a 20 second clip of Lazarus suiciding his mech with a mine.

      I love to see any videos because I'll take any advantage offered. Show me your hand if you want to.

      I figure I have to work twice as hard because I don't have teammates, I don't pay special attention to holding my rating (I try to balance brute force, finesse, etc.) and at least 2 dozen good players have been playing much longer than me.

      But to get good, you need good competition and you guys are insane. Cheers, bros & sis'

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  38. I see what you do, Grub. You thrust backwards which I never saw because of my torch and you stay out of range while hailing me with the gat. And those damn mechs you drive now are solid. So unless I want to resort to the fiddy's grab-n-qweef I need to approach you with a medium to long range strategy. Maybe suit up with the disruptor.

    I also now know the difference in control looks among the phone-based systems (Android, the other one, etc.) and what I use. It's the details that count.

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  39. Check out YouTube video of 4 year old battling with pphboss. Put in AddiBeth vs pphboss.

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  40. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4gSVkXpv3rc&feature=c4-feed-u

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  41. Okay WTH? I can't do damage again. It's not lag because I see the sparks at the right time. I reselected all of my upgrades. This is no good.

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  42. Bd I don't claim to be a great fighting machine but I know there are mechs that I can kill. There are times like today that I can't kill the weakest guy in the arena. Like I completely loose power. Not sure if that's a way that limits are put on you as far as score or what but I can go from kickin butt to not able to kill anyone from one game to the next.

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    1. Okay got it. I've noticed it too but in cycles to perhaps an extenuating circumstance. As long as it isn't just me affected, I guess it's a bug/design/feature.

      Thanks C76

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  43. The "stand there and get shot up while you wield a squirt gun" bug/algorithm is another reason I don't care about ratings. Even if I'm out of the top 10, everybody still knows the Blastman. And hates him for some reason :D

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  44. Wow!! Just got my tail handed to me!! Pph boss, Subject***22 & other teammates just made Swiss Cheese of me but i never left the game and continued to play over and over. Dropped many rating points but that's the cards I was dealt. All of those guys are tough, but together; WOW !! Anyway, I'll keep going at it and do my best to put a hurting on you all! All the guys I work with must be on vacation!! Lol!!

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    1. 44022 is a creeper, but I shot him up some yesterday (and got shot as well). His teammates will keep you busy while he comes around corners, strips your shield and uses a flak or shotgun strong short range attack.

      So get used to watching your radar. That silent red dot behind you is Subject44022. When (or even before) you see his special ability, turn to surprise him and start taking it to pound-town. I think I must have got him 4 times yesterday. The problem is when him and two buddies all single you out and chase you to which ever new respawn area you restart at. There is no chance to beat two teammate mechs, let alone three.

      But I think this will change when they get clans operational. At least that will level the playing field for those of us without BFFs sitting on the couch, talking about "Ohhh Blasty's here, come on team, we'll show him".

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  45. Ok, I'm getting teammates now. Stealthbot, Nicksomething, Crysis(?). Anybody who wants to signal me & work together, just don't attack me and we can lay it down on the club-mechs.

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  46. Hey Grubnaut, did you get any video of Feibs & I punishing you and your junior ranger?

    I'd love to see it if you feel like uploading.

    You got me too, I have to say. But it further illustrates how teaming has a very real influence on the current rating system.

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    1. I saw mostly 2 v 1 and my junior ranger only started playing yesterday as I have just bought an Ouya, he is a rookie so would have no bearing on our fights.
      Also the amount of lag I was dealing with meant I wouldn't have anything worth uploading, i'm pretty sure I demolished you in all but two games, and one where the lag dropped me.

      How does it feel like getting owned by a total noob (Grudgegod) I saw him legit beat you in 1 v 1s many times.. Made me crack up. Feibs has been playing longer than me, so really it was a 2 v 1.5 in your favour.

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    2. Nice going on the Ouya purchase. Indy devs are some of the most creative these days IMO because they have to be.

      I wouldn't play the game if I cared about getting pwnt!11, in fact I get the most laughs out of a n00mie wrecking me with a rocket.

      Or I'd still play but go and blame lag for my lack of anything resembling fresh skillz.

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    3. Haha ok, did you not wonder why I was stood still at times when I should have been moving.

      The Ouya has the worst wifi reception I have ever seen, I gave up trying to wifi with him and plugged it in straight to the ethernet, which sapped my connection on my ipad as we have a fair few people on wireless.

      I still would have died of course, but not nearly as much as tonight (27 deaths or so) - Anyway my priority is setting him up, so when clans are in we are gonna have some real fun, any allies who are not in my clan will be enemies, bottom line.

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    4. I thought you would like to see some pictures I took as talk is cheap, enjoy.

      http://postimg.org/gallery/6k2rhpza/97d781cc/

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    5. My stats are respectable for what I'm here to do. Yours are "Look-at-me's" and you feel the need to also let youtube viewers know what rank your victim is. But in the blasty_d case, we clearly see that the Blastman needs no introduction. Excellent intonation, sir.

      I agree on the clans. Things have become far more interesting since I have been working with pilots like Feibs.

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    6. Haha and your intonation is to let the viewers know who got Blasted by you on the forums, except you have just words.

      Of course you shall recieve that response from me, you reap what you sow.

      Enjoy the pictures.


      Feibs has never been more than a B class pilot at best... Oh and my stats, I didn't actually care about, those are from playing against people like PPHBOSS, MIKE_KLITORUS, MADSCIENTIST, CRUTCH etc and even fighting their second accounts when they were too scared to get on and fight me.. So no my stats are not padded at all, they are a reflection of my willingness to fight anyone anytime. I didn't even know they would be on show.

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    7. I'm sure you have picture evidence to back up your assertion about Feibs in your vast library of mech pilot ownzzzzage but I'll just take your word for it. If somebody makes it into a coffee table book someday, I'll buy it. Word is bond, son.

      That's all I've got for you now Grubby. The rest will happen in the arena, hopefully while you puffballs aren't experiencing much lag. :p

      Happy Blastin'

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    8. Probably somewhere yes, those pictures were from tonight by the way, so obviously your words portray a different story of events, stop trying to skew it so that you actually beat me tonight hahaha.. Go look at the pictures of you and Feibs.

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    9. Whatevs, Just remember to bring a jug to collect your oil, Captain Video.

      Can I get a "Blastastic?!!"

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  47. Just wait until he gets his upgrades, watch out.. Two days and he is this good, he may just be better than me in time.

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  48. I'm quitting iMech Online... I can't get my Alpha profile back...
    Goodbye!

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    1. This is upsetting news, what happened?

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    2. That sucks. I thought I would lose mine during an update. That would have made Grubsnot sad because he gets hot & bothered at the thought of the Blasty One in a toga atop a pyramid surrounded by fawning peasantry all wishing simply to touch him. I know, weird right? His fantasy, not mine.

      I really hope at some point Mobula ties profiles to login credentials instead of devices.

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    3. I believe that is a Freudian Slip there Blasty_D, I thought you were supposed to be straight. You are trying to project your homoerotic fantasy back to me, because you are obviously still in the closet.

      It is ok if I make you feel this way, I can't help it and i'm not prejudiced in any way.

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    5. I accidently deleted the app, check for some JibaJaba guy though, they gave me his account even though the real owner still plays it. The real owner sucks, and doesn't know how to play even though he is lvl 22. If he has lots of kills and not many deaths, it's probably me. I'll also give you the :). I use Muthus, Mirka,and Taurus though.

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  49. Mobula,

    Here is a feature I would love to see:

    Reverse-cams. Maybe a mech has this specialty and in his little ability square is a rear camera view.

    It seems like 50% of the time I get killed is when I am backing up and hit a building edge and can't maneuver past.

    I am so stoked about the coming iMech update, I don't even care that much about the PS4 launch.

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  50. Killing you and making you leave multiple times tonight was fun, thanks for the rank my good man.

    I will get you back for the one game you made me go 2-3 by gassing me at the start and coming from behind, by hunting you down in future.

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    1. Honest question here, Grubsnot. What's up with your obsession with me?

      I'm straight, so you'll need to understand that will never work out. You really need to move on and obsess over somebody who can help you with your issues. I know how much you adore the acknowledgement and attention of internet strangers because it gives you purpose.

      But to be fair, those anonymous internet readers are super neat and they know you are #1 or something in the game. One day, I even imagine you hosting a webcast so you can add some colorful commentary to your video library.

      Just promise to remember who helped launched your real-life mech piloting career and throw us a shout-out during your awards speech, okay?

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    2. Haha, you are too funny... all I see on here is Blasty D talking about how he beat said player, and when it is done back to you, you get all butthurt.

      You were so quick to jump on here and critisize me, when you got some kills on me with your teamate, Feibs.. But when I'm killing you 1v1 you start having breakdowns and leave.

      I have no obsession with you, i'm the Grudgenaut, it is in the name really.. Talk trash about me or kill me in a lame way I dislike, the Grudge never stops.
      Just as you call yourself the Blastman, my name means something too.

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    3. Nah, I said something once earlier when I was new and thought you were tough. And I rescinded that. Everything else stands.

      Show me the Blasty youtube page where I brag about killing the #1 player or #4 player. You won't find it because I'm not an insecure mech-nozzle like yourself.

      And I still don't know how you managed to ready the rocket in a fraction of the time it takes me or the secret to being fireproof, but I won't speculate. Probably lag ;) So instead of worrying about it, I'd rather just thump you and your junior ranger who seem to only play for those sweet, sweet, shiny rank points.

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    4. I have no ill will against you Blasty, you are a good player yourself, you need to check on here the amount of times you trash talk though, and making comments like everyone hates the Blasty one and you are a mini boss/boss of the game is guaranteed to attract negative attention.

      I myself don't know how you make weapon changes so quickly on an Ouya, as I have witnessed you fire both gatling shots and a flamer shots at the same time, I have tried to switch on the Ouya myself and it has a lot of delay, the controller seems to have off moments too.

      I guess we all have our own tricks.. So I wont speculate either.

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    5. Likewise, no ill will. It's all in good fun. Even errant trash talk IMO, which we have both participated in. You even checked in here yesterday for that explicit purpose ;)

      I think it makes things interesting, like Marty said. To have a nemesis, teammates, chemistry, etc.. Part of the reason I think it's funny when n00bs wreck me is because I remember how satisfying it was to catch a Lvl 25+ off guard after they 'sploded me 4 times in a row.

      But yeah, that rocket hit made me probably about as mad as my (admittedly) early cheap-shot hit on you. Few players can still frustrate me at will and you are probably #1 on that list also. But I'm sure I would get bored quickly without the challenge.

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  51. Mobula, do you know what happened to my account?

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    1. try emailing support again, u were a great player dont leave lol

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  52. Omegakairi, you should make a let's play series or something, I like watching your iMech vids

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  53. Spoiler Alert: I'm outing Grudge. Grudgenaut is also Imperator. Imperator is Grudges alter ego. He uses him to attack mechs in the game that he doesn't have the nuts and bolts to do himself. It's actually quite obvious. I'm sure all of the sudden we'll all see Grudge, jr and Imperator in at the same time to make it appear untrue. TOO LATE!! He has also created a "fake" nemesis to kill so he can up his rating. Grudgec*ck only enters the game when Grudge and Grudge jr. are playing. He gave him a name that's obviously antagonistic so he has an excuse to pursue and kill him over and over. The fake mech already has a negative rating because he never gets a kill only deaths and only when the Grudges are there to kill him. Look at Grudge jr's rating. In 2 weeks he's at over 4200. Guys like Pilot***84' PPHBOSS, Madscientist, Sirswash, Crutch76, Alpha, Wyrm42, BlastyD, and Archid have been fighting nonstop for months for a rating like that and Grudge jr attains it in 2 weeks. Grudge jr can't even fight without help. Don't believe the hype!

    Blasty, I'm not the ideal guy to defend you in your disputes with Grudge but you've nailed it. Don't let him try and intimidate you. Your a better fighter! Grudge never does well one on one. He doesn't usually have to fight the real tough guys in the game except PPHBOSS. Pilot***84, Madscientist, Alpha and Crutch don't attack him. Everytime I see him fight PPHBOSS or Archid face to face and not attack them from behind while fighting others he loses. PPHBOSS usually kills me at will. I decided to get his back this weekend against Grudge and he killed him so easily he left the game over and over. Your earlier comment is absolutely true. You shouldn't have rescinded something that's true. Grudge quits when it's too hard. Didn't you know it's in the name...GrudgesNot here anymore!

    I don't comment that often but when I do I really like to kick a hornets nest! Lol!! Gauntlets been thrown down! Let it fly Grudge. Everyone knows the truth of it!

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    1. I'm going to put you in your place..

      Everyone who has teamed up with me initiated, no one in this game can take me face to face and I will happily prove it to anyone that wants the challenge.

      PPHBOSS even tried to team with me the other day I refused.
      Mike Klitorus is another I will not team with.

      Grudgegod has only been playing 4 days, not two weeks and we have been on non stop.
      Imperator is used by my brother who rarely plays, it is as simple as that. When everyone was on their seconds accounts trying to kill me, and not using their mains I made the account. He was on the other day, and got bored soon after.

      If you are DEADGIVEAWAY or TheDonger (Who dies anytime he doesn't use the wall) you are nothing, I must have made you so mad last night killing you over and over, all you can repeat is Good Game over and over, and so I leave you with the iconic "Learn to play message"

      What is your in game name, I bet I have tons of dirt on you.

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    2. Good info Marty. Something is up because nobody levels up as fast as GG even with continuous playing. 4 days play = around 4000 points or 1000 per day. Wow.

      If/when people are caught stacking the decks then that forever calls their real skills into question. And I see you made Grubby pretty mad with your keen observations. If I were you I wouldn't give out your pilot name either.

      I just saw what you were talking about too. I'm working Grubby down the the sparks and behind me GG burns me up. But you heard him, he can beat anybody one on one. Lulz.

      I really hope to see the Clans update soon because that will clarify the team affiliations and maybe the players who need unfair advantages will get the playing field leveled and develop some real playing skillz.

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    3. Ok Blasty D one on one right now.

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    4. Where are you, i'm waiting.. Marty = The Donger who is a no talent hiding hack, he can assume all he wants i'd never heard of him until I came back.

      I'm tired of all the trash talk, Grudge is mad.

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    5. Why? Because this time you don't need GG to cover you like you did a few minutes ago?

      I'll get you on my time and my terms, Squid-boy.

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    6. Come on, I can't fight on my own as you say, so it will be me and you.

      I'm not posting here anymore, talk all you want.

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  54. You'll have to settle for n00bz until I'm good and ready. I'm not a dog that you call and expect to come running. I'll be there when I get there. Maybe 5 minutes, maybe 4 hours. Have the cameras running, Mechbait.

    And if Marty is The Donger then I will stop fighting him because I value character over ratings.

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    1. By the way there is no sign of Grudgec*ck and GG's rating is 4500 hmmm, plenty of noobs and no good player will get in and fight us, so we have free reign, hope this little tip clears it up for you.

      If you don't like me or GG don't play, I was on my own for a long while before this when the rating system was actually hard. I still got number 1 without any team mates.

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  55. For you Grubsnot:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBktYJsJq-E

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  56. So Grub Jr against me & another mech:

    Blasty_D 2 - 1
    Grub Jr 1 - 2

    Yes, that is the sign of an unassisted 4500 newbie mech. But okay, some mechs need teammates but it gets worse. Grubby #1 showed up.

    Alas, my weapons are useless against the mighty knight as he shakes off my CG cloud and flamethrower streams. Woe is me.

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    1. How was getting owned 4-0 to me in our 1v1 which I recorded?

      He just bought that mech so he could counter the cheese, literally the second before that game, don't get mad you killed him once and he killed you once, then a noob got him.. I watched the whole thing.

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  57. Results below, just now and as close to a 1-on-1 as we could manage.

    The Blastman stands.

    http://imgur.com/JghLzSp

    Now go home and get your Shine Box!

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  58. ROFLMFAO Teaming on me 2 v 1 with another guy who hates me (Fanman) is not a 1v1, he was stripping my shields with an Electromag while you finished me off, and shooting me in the back.. I'll upload another video soon because of this.. I'm going to show you how bad you are.

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    1. You know as well as I do that Fanman helped with only one kill.

      I got you with 1 rocket, 1 grab-n-fart and I believe a long distance gatling hit just like an South Central O.G.

      Instead of crying and making excuses, you could take your lumps and be a man but I already have you pegged and you won't step up.

      Now I'm not going to say it again, go home and get your shine box.

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    2. Yawn bored already, you see it how you want, him shooting me in e back while i'm fighting you and his surge ability messed me up.. But that is fine you have your little win, you enjoy getting pwned 4-0 1v1 by me while Grudgegod watched by the way?

      I have a video i'm working on of you, watch out for it soon,

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    3. Nah, give us the unedited video from today where you got soundly thrashed. You can make anyone look bad in montage and you have reason to (since you are outclassed).

      Show us how you were getting teamed up on. How you have lag. How you're retaining water and have cramps, etc. etc.

      Oh and I still don't see any shine box.

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  59. BTW, Fanman hates me too and would just as happily killed me but I tend to maneuver into positions where my enemies are stacked or shooting each other.

    Now go get:
    http://noamberg.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/kiwi_shoe_shine_box_wood.jpg

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  60. Imagine all the chicks you guys could get if only you'd work together, instead of just slapping swords.

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  61. The dude's account I now play on changed his name to JabbaJaws, next time I have two orbs, I gonna change the stinking name to Infinity, and spend all the orbs on useless stuff so he can't change it back, lol. Marty, if you are TheDonger, you are really annoying, and should stop. Without your Geistor, you are nothing.

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    1. Hey Noble Chea (Alpha),

      Please send an email to support@mobulagames.com and we'll help you get your account back. Apple's iOS7 caused some issues that we're fixing.
      Thanks!

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    2. What do I ask? Thanks for helping though!

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  62. Someone, make a let's play, that would be interesting.

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  63. How did Grudgegod get 4500+ rating so fast, and why in the world is his name like yours Grudgenaut?

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    1. He is my in real life friend, I have been on with him non stop for 5 days.

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  64. Wow! Blog has been busy. Looks like I have several issues to address. I'll start with Alfa and work backwards. I was a little surprised to see your comment about Thedonger. I've defended you on this blog and in the arena because we were team mates. I didn't realize you were jibajaba now. You and many others dislike my "abuse" of blinking into the wall. Fare enough, as soon as I have enough credits to buy a mech I like ill switch. That being said I wouldn't have attacked you on here like you did me. I know your team mates with Grudge so your probably just jumping into the conversation but remember, your known by the company you keep! Did Grudge ever tell you he had a second mech he used to fight and I quote "When everyone was on their seconds accounts trying to kill me, and not using their mains I made the account." You asked the question about grudge jr hitting over 4000 in 4 days. You know the answer. He made another fake mech to kill over and over. Not very respectable!
    On another note he has a third mech he plays with too. Pilot***31/13. I believe it's his girlfriends account. That's probably Grugdec*ck now.
    Now for blasty. I'm impressed! Grudge talked trash so you ate his lunch and threw away the bag! I think Grudge is making a huge mistake, he's creating a monster. I'm not at the same level as all you big dogs and I don't care about my rank at all but I can get your back while you put a hurting on him. There's not a whole lot worse in the world of imech as losing to Thedonger! Lol!

    Let's talk kicking the crap out of Grudge. Even though I'm not the strongest fighter in imech I'm a decent strategist. Grudge is a close combat fighter and good in that situation but not real bright (that means smart Grudge). He prefers to kill from behind while others are fighting another foe (that's enemy Grudge). He likes to fight around building and rarely goes into open areas. He hugs the buildings tight while he moves around them because the weapon physics make it difficult to hit the target tending to arch away. All his weapons are for close combat (except Gatling), just keep your distance and don't rush in because you think he's hurt that's what he wants. Grudge usually uses a flak cannon to lower shield and attacks hard with fire, he'll switch to Gatling if your a bit to far until he can close the distance. If he uses Imperator he'll use flak cannon, close the distance and apply the special ability "shield" while he kills you with fire. I've seen Grudge killed a bunch of times and it's almost always when there's a little space between him and his opponent. If he try's to close the distance you should increase it. You'll know when to go in for the kill. I've fought you both many times. You've both killed me too many times to count but I can honestly say your far more adaptable than him and have more skills but if you play his game he'll win. He completely depends on other mechs as a distraction.

    Can't wait to watch the latest propaganda (that's misleading info) film!!

    Remember "The Lost Boys" Grudge!!

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    1. Thanks. And I just found out today that you were The Donger. So again, I'll stop blasting you.

      Good tactical advice too, man. See you in there.

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    2. Making way too many assumptions there, but carry on.. Unlike your friend Blasty I didn't quit when being tagged like you two fairies, and insulting my intelligence when you can't even spell correctly is childish, you do not know me, keep that in mind.

      Even 2 v 1 and PPHBOSS and Wyrm gunning for me I still came top in the games.

      The only thing Blasty is good at is cheese kills, i'm sorry but he doesn't play Geistor well and neither do you.

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    3. Yeah, I suck with the Geister which is why I went up ~ 1500 points (I couldn't break 2500 before) when I started using it.

      And I started using it because Marty & others were shaming me about my one trick pony driving the Fiddy. That is what Marty means when he says you are creating a monster. Because other people learn and observe. You, on the other hand make excuses for your high level of suck which you do a decent job of masking.

      See you aren't even a good liar. You didn't beat me 4-0 in 1 v 1 earler, post the video and everyone will see the other n00b mechs working me with the ION cannon. Post some unedited video from today, because I've been beating you like a rented donkey and shown everybody proof.

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    4. I have never actually thought of any tactics or strategy to tell the truth, and I take back what I said earlier about you and the Geistor, but seriously, you should really stop that. I will take a truce, but no exceptions for Blasty_D, I still need some enemies :) Also, you said I have been killed a lot by you two, who is the two?

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    5. Where is your proof apart from winning a single game, which was not a 1 v 1 and I joined in the last two minutes?

      I love how everyone is assuming I have multiple names, how rich do you all think I am.

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  65. What about mecha......83. Is this you grudge? If so why so many names?

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  66. True Marty, Grudgenaut, are you controlling the Pilot***31/13 guy, b/c the last time, he didn't play that bad for a noob.

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  67. Then post todays unedited vids which you said you had or else I will be forced to compile...

    The running list of Grubsnot excuses for why he can't back up his trash talk:

    -Lag
    -LAN congestion
    -Joined late
    -Players team up on the poor dear
    -Too busy training N00b mechs/multiple accounts
    -Water retention/cramps/period
    -Everybody else is cheesy


    But if all things were properly resolved to his(her?) satisfaction then Grubsnot would be the best 1 v 1 player evarrr!


    http://mankabros.com/blogs/onmedea/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/go_get_your_shinebox_3.jpg

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  68. No argument in the fact that I don't play Geister well. I also play on an iphone so not so easy. Your right on my spelling as well; not my strong point. That being said, I nailed you dead on. That's why your mad. As for you coming out on top, I believe that was Pphboss. We all saw the stats post game. The last game you played you avoided Pphboss, Blasty, Wyrm and even Donger so you could kill noobz which is what you do best and why your ratio was good. Hard to argue against the truth Grudge. Your good at the game but no one is more impressed with you than you!
    Your right Blasty, watching Grudges vids are a joke, the reason he hasn't posted it is because it's taking so long in post production. He's gotta remove all the time he was whooped on!

    Truce accepted Alpha! I enjoy the partnership! I'll be buying a new mech soon.

    I was gonna type all your names out Grudge but I don't have enough time...lol!

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  69. Not PPHBOSS.
    http://postimg.org/gallery/530j000u/8e81d0b6/

    I'd rather keep you in a state of confusion, so i'll let you speculate on the names.

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    1. I have so much footage of Blasty D Dying then leaving it is not even funny, my vid of me fighting him was unedited two games back to back, it was when I chose to stick the recorder on, you probably have no concept of background aps and frame rate drop. Imech is a memory hungry game already, then stick a recorder over it.

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    2. You lie like a fat woman at the dress store.

      I've only dropped when I know for a fact I'm being chased to respawn areas by 2 or more mechs. Or when you do whatever it is that keeps gas & fire from hurting you.

      We all know by now about your multiple accounts, dishonest tendencies and gollum-like persistence to protect the precious (your rating) so what else are you doing behind the scenes?

      It doesn't matter to me because I will devastate you in any case which gets easier as you get madder.

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    3. It is funny reading back over the responses because if going by writing tone, you and especially Donger seem more angry.
      You get a few kills on me and one lucky victory and discount all the times you have died to me recently, it is laughable really.

      Anyway i'm checking out for the night, i'll see you in game.

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  70. A couple more thoughts on Mobula's request for improvement ideas:

    How about a mech with a minesweep ability where for a period of time it can walk over and collect deployed mines?

    Any way to get XP/rating tied to each successful shot rather than each kill? May not be practical, just thinking out loud.

    Can you possibly (pretty please) add to the chat dialog: "Now go home and get your shine box!"

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  71. Of course the pics don't tell much but the 2nd is the one I explained that you fought noobz the whole time. We were all in the game and saw the post game stats, unfortunately we're all not so needy that we record and take pics of our games so we can recreate a fake montage of make-believe 1st place trophies! As for "I love how everyone is assuming I have multiple names, how rich do you all think I am." comment, you have your ipad, ouya, brothers account and girlfriends account. Those are the accounts that you've admitted to having. Not sure what else you have out there but I believe you change the names on your brothers and girlfriends to supply whatever need you have at the time. And you accuse others of being cheesy. Wow!!

    Shoebox!! Lol!!

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    1. Chinese whispers are fun aren't they, besides questioning my IQ and calling me a liar, you are making up more stuff, where did I mention my girlfriends account on here? I took a couple of screenshots, I don't compulsively screenie every game, again a silly assumption. I just took a couple because I knew the kind of response I would get on here. There was more than just those two I came out on top, I was the person killing PPHBOSS the most as he was on me non stop, while trying to fight you two teaming ladies.

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    2. Do you deny that you have another account that's your girlfriends?

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  72. From this point forward Grudge's new nickname is "Shoebox"! At least it's not Farty Mcfly!

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  73. I meant "Shine Box" lol!! Freakin autocorrect!

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  74. You are right Marty, It's funny how Shine-Box has all the video to make him look good (edited) and then when he gets his rear handed to him he's not recording because of the demands on his system. His ploy is pretty transparent by now. I can't wait to see the Grub Clan get beat down since they won't be able to lean on the old tactics that got them their ratings in the first place.

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  75. Alpha did you say you use the name jabberjaws?

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  76. I know Shine Box bragged that only he regularly could tag PPHBoss, so here is the Blasty One slugging it out with some big dogs.

    http://imgur.com/Hxe3LF8

    Good to see Prediger back & playing, I always LOL'd at his need to comment on every kill:

    "Ouch" "Ouch" "Ouch" "Thanks!" "Ouch"

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    1. I looked at the amount of money you had in that image. Did you buy that, or did you just not buy anything for centuries?

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    2. It's all earned because I can't purchase in game orbs or credits (on Ouya).

      And I have the upgrades & mechs I want. So I'm saving up for the new mechs that Mobula says they are going to roll out in the update.

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    3. You also can't buy them on iPads or iPhones, just displays a blank screen, a problem I have tried to let Ouya know about.

      I never said I was the only one that could beat him regularly, I said in those games I had to kill him the most as he is always out for blood, good job nonetheless.

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  77. Grudge won't answer the question. Do you have a 4th account that is your girlfriends? No need to, we know the answer already. Also today I fought Grudge one on one, I hurt him bad twice and he ran away, it wasn't until another mech started shooting me in the back that he came out to show what he was made of. I also fought Grudge jr., all he did was hide the whole time until Sr. could come help. He wouldn't even fight. When I could get close I killed him; killed Grudge too. They defiantly got the better of me by far but only because they use the "distracted by another mech and swarm method." Really I'd rather fight Grudge than Pphboss, Sirswash, Madscientist, Archid, Blasty, Crutch or Alpha. He's good but those guys got skills! They don't need distractions to win. They do team up together a lot though; except for Sirswash. Sirswash doesn't have a high rating (don't understand that) but he's and animal with Geister!

    I guess I should layoff Grudge at this point. Ill blog about other things unless he starts something.

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  78. Put me down all you like, you didn't even kill me once, no need to lie to impress and brown nose your new friend Blasty.
    I didn't even tag you with Grudgegod we both fought you on our own, you can't odds other players wanting kills, as Blasty so profoundly said, learn to manuever into positions to avoid enemy fire.
    You are a Small Fly/Fry, go bug someone else.

    I already said I refuse to answer your questions i'll let you speculate, you think you have it figured out, so you are on your own.

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  79. Well I guess you saw the game your way and I saw the game my way. I'm impressed that you refused to answer the question concerning your girlfriends account; means you didn't lie. Obviously you know that I read your youtube comments. You explain that you use her account to attack players so they don't know it's you. Funny thing though, those comments were removed/deleted after I asked that question. There were a total of 35 comments and now there's only 30. I'm just lucky I took a picture of it for safe keeping. If anyone is interested go read his comments before he deletes them all. He's basically trying to coerce his teammate to create another account and attack friends too. I can upload the pic I have of the now deleted comments as well.

    Your making this way to easy Shine Box. And I'm sure if anyone is brown nosing its The Grudgenaut giving his enemy Blasty accolades for a "good job" killing Pphboss. I don't speak "puss" but I believe that's Grudges way of saying "please stop killing me"!

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    1. You read my comments, then you must know the full story of me being attacked by other peoples second accounts who are "friendlies" hence I made my own, do you think I can't see through things myself?
      Alpha was also being attacked by his "friends" too, why paint your own picture since you are so well versed at being a "strategist" - tbh you just sound like someone who has his own Grudge, maybe I should give you my name instead.

      As I said earlier before you started making accusations I will give credit where credit is due even to enemies, it is after all a game, sounds like you need to take some time to breathe some fresh air.
      I love having enemies and don't care about a few deaths here and there, I have killed Blasty more than he has killed me.. One bad game isn't going to make any difference.

      I'm almost certain you have a second account yourself.

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  80. Fun playing tonight. Jabberjaw/Alpha whooped me all around the court. I took my aggressions out on Subject44022. The first time I actually felt bad for that guy. ;)

    And all my enemies are fun; Him, Grudgenaut, PPHBoss Fanman, Lazarus, Archid, everybody I forgot to mention.

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  81. Sorry for that 1, TheDonger. I totally thought you were blackknight. I need to get used to your new rig.

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  82. No problem. Happy to contribute! Lol!

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  83. Props to my avowed enemy Lazarus who has 4500 now (!) because he grew some skills.


    Feature request:
    I wish I could hide mechs I've purchased and rarely use. And from my regular suits, I would love the ability to pick a random option.

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  84. Something's wrong with imech. I would hold off playing for a little while. I think it's server related. Not sure about the Ouya players. Most likely you'll be kicked off and/or not receive any rank points. If anyone sees that it's all good or knows something more please let us all know. Thanks.

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  85. I got a message up front saying the Servers will be in Maintenance mode for the next hour. You can play but get no points. I like this better because the usual squawking seagulls don't have any reason to play if they can't stroke their ratings.

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  86. Before "imech online" there was "imech". I played regularly. The original company "Flying Dino" said a large update was on its way and the server began shutting down. It was on and off for a little while but eventually never came back. There was no explanation. Around 2 years later (not sure about time) Mobula announced that they would be re-releasing imech and calling it "imech online". I'm sure it's simply coincidence that there are some similarities in the recent server problems/upcoming updates issues but it would be nice if imech commented and let us know if this is routine upkeep, preparing for the big update or something else. If this is prep for the big update; is there a timeline we could look forward to? Thanks for an enjoyable game.

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  87. Hi Guys,
    Sorry about the server issues we just updated the servers to support guilds because before you can submit to apple it has to work on your live environment. I had mentioned before that we were working on this new update but that was week ago.
    List of Confirmed stuff to look forward to:
    1. Guilds
    2. Team Death Match
    3. Real time Chat in the Menus ( in the Game you sill only get Canned Chat)
    4. 1-2 new weapons
    5. 1-2 new Mechs

    If we have time we might get more in.

    I do regular updates to the servers but this one was really big so the servers had a hard time with it. But everything is stable now as far as we know. ( if you see something don't hesitate to tell us so we can fix it). Also this will fix the iOS 7 issue that forced us to take the game off the apple app store. We have not submitted it yet but we plan to in the next few weeks.

    Thanks
    -Mobula iMech Team

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    1. Can u guys fix the upgrade that replenished health, it has never worked. -SirSwash

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    2. It does work, but you need multiple to see an effect, the results are pretty negligible though until you start stacking, there are better options out there.

      I'm sure Mobula intended all the upgrades this way, so no one can gain too much of an advantage over newer players, sure there is a slight edge, but it isn't game changing, and rightly so.

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    3. I had 1 on my Geistor, nearly dead from double team, but lived, went the rest of the match killing at max disrupt or range, didn't even get my shield hit, no hp increase. The shield recharge works great and u only need 1. More than 1 has no effect for me. I have heaps of upgrades and tried a lot for the main 3 weapon types. I don't upgrade fire because it is strong enough and a waste for just 1 weapon in my opinion. I would love to hear what the debs say tho. I remember the original version of this game. When u maxed out u got a lot more tact tree points. Unlimited thrusters became possible, they used to be then got nerfed. But now they speak of Lvl increases, we'll they gotta give u something every few levels ..... Swash

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    4. My opinions for the devs:
      1) corrosive gas is way overpowered, has huge coverage, more so than the shotgun and does about the same dmg.
      2) we need a mid/long range fire weapon.
      3) a close range radiation weapon would be nice (rad shotgun or flamethrower style), photon array and ion cannon were a huge disappointment in my opinion, have their uses but r not great weapons.
      4) some of the upgrades are way under powered, some only giving a .25% increase (1/4 of 1%) which isnt even noticeable
      5) hp should be increased on chester, and his thruster ability should be useful when he doesnt have any shields, the fact that u need shields to activate it makes chester nearly useless, besides using it as soon as u respawn to track down the guy that killed u, but with his low health that is typically a kamikazee run
      6) if u ever want a cent from me you will need to give an added bonus to the additional mech skins. nothing drastic, small increase to hp/shields or decrease on ability cooldown time. give people a reason to get them, but not enough of a bonus that it will destroy free players

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  88. Thanks for the quick reply Mobula. I'm excited about the update!! Good to know its server related.

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  89. Prepare for the glorious return of the original Geistor pilot. -SirSwash

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    1. I remember you being tough when I was a n00b.

      And you still are as long as Grudgie comes in to get your back.

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    2. I remember fighting you back in the day, that Geistor shotty combo of yours was brutal.. Best shotty Geistor this game has seen.

      You have an invite to my guild if you need a clan.

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    3. I can't see anything about clans in the game yet, gonna see what grudge does, he the only person I ever teamed with, and blasty u doing good these days it seems, little rusty but will be clowning again soon.

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  90. Hello my little Swash, great to see you back!

    Fun playing with you.

    Now now Blasty, don't start this again, you got thoroughly served by me tonight, even in your cheese mech.

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    1. I was waiting to hear you talk sh*t because that's what b*tches do.

      You may be a marginally better player (when you aren't suffering from lag, pusshurt, etc.etc.) but that doesn't do anything to de-punkify you. And as for today, post the video there Mr. Kubrick. I want people to see me frustrating you at every turn and how much help you have from background mechs.

      So what if you get your jollies from stats? The other day when there were no ratings issued from the server is like every day in Blastyland. It's a better, more organic experience than being a tubby scriptkiddo/cheese fighter who raises their buddies to the top 10 just because they can.

      One thing is for certain: The Blast-Tang Clan ain't going to be nothing to *mess* with and your clan will be run by little girls.

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    2. Yes that is it, The angrier the "Blasty One" gets the better for me, I haven't been commenting every single time I have thrashed you this week and Grudgegod thrashed you 1 v 1 too, want the screenshot sequence? I have them ready to post..I tried to take vids today and got tagged by rockets by you every (2 times, it makes the game too laggy when fighting someone who has 1 shot disposal), so for now, i'm done posting vids... I did take some screenies but again, cannot be bothered to post, there is nothing left to prove.. As it stands I am better than you, you only got one queef death on me today and countless misgrabs, gonna call you Rusty D from now on.


      I on the other hand stomped you in every game, even the pure 1 v 1...


      You say i'm the b*tch yet you insult Swash who has just come back, give him some time Blasty he will stomp you so hard.
      I really wasn't going to comment, but insulting Swash and me at the same time is too far.

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  91. listen Sheila, you bonified nozzle-pilot, being devoid of a proper shine box you ar disrespecting the system. I dont care what punks think and I dont care how they rate. you cant consistently beat me one on one. make your highlight reel or whatever. I measure success different than a manlet like you. I define the terms of my game you wimpy AH.

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    1. Wimpy A*hole? like I said you know nothing about me, I will spare you the full details but i'm sure I can lift more than you on the bench, and Grudgegod is a giant of a man and the strongest natural weightlifter around these parts (he can bench 200kgs). So lets leave real life talk out of this...

      Here is Grudgegod pwning you, you can see in these images I was just spectating.
      You bragged about a 2-1 vs 1-2 when you last fought GG, so I will put these up.

      http://postimg.org/gallery/9oxywadm/d88d38b9/

      I have now provided proof of the God pwning you.



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    2. LMAO. You have vids but claim I hit you with rockets too many times so you need to edit.

      You know nothing about me either in real life but it's funny how you go right to the lifting as a measure of manhood. Lifters are funny because they think they can get big and intimidating, but when they go up against trained fighters who look past the physical aspects and who haven't lost their flexibility doing strength reps only, then the Sheila usually gets dropped like a bad habit. I'd give you 90 seconds of standing upright before you either bleed profusely or tap out.

      I teach this stuff dude, that's why I think in terms of distance/strategy and you only think about MOAR! You would chase a n00b around for as many kills as possible for as long as you are allowed. I will smoke them enough times to get them some practical training and then dodge, firedance, etc.

      Or if you want to think of it this way, people like me have heart and take pride in the struggle of training. You post "look at me videos" and made 7k points. Congrats, Shine Box.

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    3. Ahaha talk about the pot calling the kettle black, you called me a manlet and a wimp, I don't care if you teach this or not, I am a trained martial artist too and able to defend myself.. like I said, let's not be keyboard warriors, this is about player skills. If you read over the texts you are the one taking this to a personal level, not me.

      In terms of strategy, you were getting pwnt from a distance today, or do you want to just assume I play solely close range, based on a flawed perspective from one guy.

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  92. My man BD being smashed, The Swash game you talk about is in there but the first is all me.

    http://postimg.org/gallery/9jnvb49q/4a8c08b7/

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    1. Give me a teammate comparable to Swash's level against only you and I'll easily post similar stats in my favor. You won't do that because 1-on-1 you aren't tough and I have already proven that amply. No evidence of me dropping from the match like you cry about here.

      I'm LOL at how you won't post the video from today because you are so narcissistic you can't take the idea of a whoopin'. It makes life hard when you are so stuck on stupid, but that's your problem not mine.

      I though you said you were done posting here? So that makes you a liar on top of everything else. LOL.

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    2. I said I wasn't posting anymore that day, take the comment as you will.. I just showed you a pic of you taking a whooping and there was at least 3-4 more games where you also got whooped before Swash.

      Haha, I love how you are trying to cover that you got handed.. I stopped recording vids because of the lag factor.. I thought my above post was clear enough, as soon as I turned off the cam, I outclassed you with ease... You already admitted you drop 1v1 when i'm supposedly untouchable... LOL.
      That is called skill, I know how to dodge the right way to escape your cloud, I even countered you the pther day by using my own cloud, did you like that too?

      Where is your 1v1 proof, one crappy screenshot of me joining mid game and being killed by Fanman too... Don't make me laugh, I have smashed you 1v1 a few times today alone.
      You can't beat me 1v1 even with your goto combo.

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    3. 1st game back after about 2 months, was rusty, don't get excited

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  93. Oh yea, and evidence of you dropping from just me, there is one with Pilot077 owning you too and I included that for fun.

    http://postimg.org/gallery/4d46gqna/ced062fc/

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    1. Yes, I've said it straight that if you manlets are teaming up/chasing me to respawn points then I will leave/wall shoot, whatever because I fight honorably if given the chance whereas you find any angle to increase your score. Like with your "Hey Swash, Be on my team, 'kay?".

      Everybody here sees you for what you are which is a whiny ,spoiled set of beef curtains and if they do join your clan they'll be drummed out if they do anything that doesn't aid your quest for arbitrary rating points. My team will be people in it for the game. Explosions everywhere, no punks, full on mayhem, fun first.

      You'll be in the corner preening yourself until you get your bi-curious fiddlemate GG to cover your chatty self.

      And explain again why screencaps of me wailing on you don't matter, but when you post a lopsided score of me then they matter.

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    2. Did you actually look at the screen caps, you leaving vs just me..

      I love your little propaganda post on here to try to excite people, you sound old.. Gramps.
      If anyone is smart they will join me over you, that is fact.

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    3. Yeah, because the server never does that on it's own. I never see messages about comings or goings that I could take out of context.

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    4. I just realised what you did there, trying to skew it like you beat me again, up to your old tricks Rusty D... I died once in each game, by rockets in two and a queef in one.. You had surplus of 3 deaths most of those games, like I said... Rusty D, thinks like a gramps piloting his Rusty B(ucket).

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  94. I see what you're trying to do. And it exposes you for the lying filth you are.

    I admitted I lost today to you + your crew and the screens show i took it like a man. for you to say i kept dropping out and running is weak like ice-water. i don't communicate with vile wimpy AHs and I ain't going anywhere so have some pride for once and maybe at some point you''ll stop being a moist sushi-bunker.

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  95. Don't know if I wanna join a big clan, ppl I would team with: grudge, alpha, Archid. Would add that high Lvl guy with the subject name that never changed it, but I find that annoying. Maybe 1 or 2 others, but I like having enemies. I don't care about my ranking, and I love to make others lose ranks. The rest of u guys are just scrap parts for my mechs. - SirSwash

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    1. Yeah, I'm thinking something with just 6-8 members, we have our rival clan in the making, the Fairy Tang clan lol.. as I said you are welcome to join when the day comes - Grudgenaut

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  96. Okay. You still do have skills SirSwash and are second to none in the Geister.

    We mixed it up and had to good fights!

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    1. I'm the person that made Geistor famous, but I am not a 1 trick pony as u saw. only missing 3 mechs and not spent a dime.

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    2. As I said BD, he is the best Geistor in this game, he is not too shabby with the quad either iirc.

      Smack talking decent players is a favourite of yours it seems, looks like clans is going to be quite interesting.

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    3. didnt use the quad lol it was better b4 it was nerfed, used aegis, brooligan, fiddler

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  97. Nah, I never mean to indicate that you were a 1 trick pony, we both cycled through 3 or 4 and those fights were the most entertaining I've had today. I agree that having good enemies make all the difference in this game. I can't wait to see the new mechs and weapons.

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  98. U like that brooligan? It's 1 of the most under valued mechs out there, wait till sum1 switches to gas or ion and make them stick to it hehe

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